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New Unit of Reviewed Code Quality

Now I can finally tell my non-technical friends and family what Veracode does. We offer a globally accessible, on-demand automated version of WTF reporting. However since our technology is automated we report quality in kiloWTF/sec.

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[...] This nearly made me spit my morning coffee out.  Genius from the guys at Veracode. [...]

Pingback by New unit of code quality | Mike Andrews — February 5, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

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Pingback by Funny Code Review Cartoon « Mark Curphey - SecurityBuddha.com — February 5, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

So very true! Sadly, after the code reiew most managers are asking WTF as well but instead of What it is Who.. ;)

Comment by Michael A. Davis — February 5, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

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[...] New Unit of Reviewed Code Quality Perfect. Because it’s true, as my officemate will attest. (tags: funny) [...]

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[...] great little carton was on the Veracode site today – http://www.veracode.com/blog/?p=77 – and its brilliant. Now you can explain to your non-technical managers ( ? ) and PM’s what [...]

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[...] Jag hittade detta blogginlägget som beskriver ett ganska enkelt sätt att mäta kvalitet på kod. Kolla själva; http://www.veracode.com/blog/?p=77 [...]

Pingback by Meebooya » Mäta kvalitet på kod — February 8, 2008 @ 11:55 am

Same applies for quality of Vista when users are first trying it out.

Comment by anonymous — February 8, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

LOL!!! ;-)

Comment by Speedmaster — September 8, 2009 @ 7:50 am

A colleague overheard me reviewing some contractor’s code and commented that I seemed to have contracted Tourett’s Syndrome.

Comment by Rick Corey — September 8, 2009 @ 3:04 pm

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